I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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