If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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