I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
why is half of my head shaved?
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