Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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