Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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