she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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