after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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