Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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