why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick