Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho