bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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