I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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