I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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