I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
