Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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