used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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