Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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