That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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