He is an equal opportunity slut.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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