I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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