Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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