dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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