I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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