It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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