His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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