If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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