I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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