you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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