Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She's the barista slut.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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