Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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