Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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