i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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