I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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