is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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