I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
