Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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