She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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