I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
as a side note pls kill me
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