It's Friday. Sex?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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