I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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