He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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