another moral hangover. fuck.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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