Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
