Can Purell be used as lube?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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