Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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