look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
