I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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