I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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