no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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