did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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