I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Randomize
