walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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