you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just tell him i said nine months
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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